HAF

gmta x haf.

2009-02-01T04:11:00.000-08:00

this is how i like to start my year.

2009-02-01T00:17:00.000-08:00

.eseht fo wef a <

Doodling is necessary.

and i will only use these.

better than bad vanity plates, this way you dont even have a choice.

These two were parked out side my caravan for about

2 weeks, we laughed every time we saw them.

i met a dude skinnier than myself.

I found what ive been looking for.

These guys tried to invade our camp.

Out of paper.

yeah.

please enlarge and read the middle line.

Just another Nicotina or Mike Carroll fan.

My New Favourite Bevvy.

2008-11-26T03:34:00.000-08:00

Imported from a secret location in India,
Thums Up was produced by Coca Cola
in the early 1980's but a small stash of
this rare delicacy was recently un-covered.
Its definately not the healthy option as
pointed out on the bottle "contains no fruit"
but some how still seems to have a hint
of lemony zing over the taste of the cola.

Advocates Luke Thompson.....

And Lenny Palmer give this drink the
Thums Up!

Select Skate?

2008-11-23T20:30:00.001-08:00

Biff was always down to do some part time modelling.

Kris, i remember convincing him to pose for this.

Kris and Josh.

Breen b/s 50/50

Derrick Feebling.

Brass and Yowie r.i.p blackspot.

Nick and Roy.

Wee Hafer part 2

2008-11-23T19:54:00.000-08:00

Stressin out Mid heats, Willetton skatepark comp, yeah i won it.

This was my "muska kit" i also had a
"templeton kit" which was a green emerica shirt
and black jeans and black emerica heritics.

Quarter Ollie Manning.

50/50 across and down. I loved those juice shorts.

Roll 3 - Diana 35mm

2008-11-23T19:09:00.000-08:00

2008-10-27T07:35:00.000-07:00

Today my brother showed me something that kept
me entertained for a gooooood couple of hours,
so its a website you may have seen before and this
may be old news. But for me its been a great tool,
you see im looking at getting a new hair style
for the summer, though this website is not made
for this purpose i found it is a very handy way of
coming up with fresh and forgotten about options,
get back to me on what you think is working for me.
P.s putting on weight to go with the hair style is not an option,
ive tried before and it doesn't work..............
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In the haf lyf?

2008-09-23T03:48:00.000-07:00

yeah, thats what i thought he said too!

This right here is the life we chose.

2008-09-20T05:17:00.000-07:00

Yeah it's a picture; yeah it's a job
Maybe that's why I do it so odd
Walk around just like I was god
Kick it so live, when I'm with the gods
Freeway strikin', we be lightin'
If I die, remember the titan
22's, 25's, Chocolate 9's and 45's
Let em rip, all through the sky
This for the ones that hate that I'm high
When you see me, it's no surprise
Tap your brain, and blow your mind
Bettin on Lakers, and takers and fakers, and makers
And mami we do it for paper
You come with the vapors and capers for papers
Its cool, someone I'll call later
Me and my homies, love the bottle
Like Tyson loves Cus D'amato
So on them days you feelin' real bad
Think of the best week that you've ever had
Garlic tipped, and they love to hollow
Like Tyson loves Cus D'amato
So before you go to gettin' mad
Think of the best week that you've ever had

She like the Nikes, I like the 'didas
She like the Reeboks, and I like the Filas
She like the winners, and I like the cheaters
She like the lion, I like the hyenas
Spit some game, then hook up with Shaq
On the Playstation, I'm known to brag
Hook up with pimps that love the cash
Man you should see how we giggle and laugh
With of hearts of ice, the house is cold
Its like Slick Rick, without the gold
This right here is the life we chose
No excuses just go for gold
There's no producing, this perfect pose
Hit the street in the freshest clothes
Rip the stage, and bless the shows
Spit the flows, and hit the do'
Most of my homies, love the bottle
Like Tyson loves Cus D'amato
So on them days you feelin' real bad
Think of the best week that you've ever had
Garlic tipped, and they love to hollow
Like Tyson loves Cus D'amato
So before you go to gettin' mad
Think of the best week that you've ever had
Don't tell me twice, I'm out the door
Talk is not what I came here for
Into the night, like the star by the moon
The engine will rev, and the bass will go boom
Just like the pirate that sailed the seas
13 thieves I do believe
Yes of course they run with me
Flash our rings, or that there freak
Hot to handle, and hard to get
Easy to rip, and hard to fix
So rap your presence, I'll spit the gift
Man you my homie, we'll split the spliff
Ride like a maniac
All in the Cadillac
Tiga, whateva
I'm draped in leather
With angel wings, that rip the wind
And a safety grin of a p-210
Cuz all my homies love the bottle
Like Tyson loves Cus D'amato
So before you go to gettin' mad
Think of the best week that you've ever had
Guns they lust, and they love to hollow
So before you go to gettin' mad
Think of the best week that you've ever had
...Like Tyson loves Cus D'amato
This life of ours, this is a wonderful life
If you can get through life and get away with it, hey that's great
But it's very, unpredictable
There are so many ways you can screw it up

Roll 2.

2008-09-07T02:02:00.000-07:00

Roll 1.

2008-09-07T01:54:00.000-07:00

Love Life

2008-09-06T05:19:00.000-07:00

The Return of Diana.

- a day at the beach.

#1 place.

Damn poaches.

When the tide is in the middle. Not in, Not out.

Tessy J.

I think Leigh was on lookout duty.

Feetus.

Double yewww!

0.2 seconds til these guys get clobbered.

Fencing.

Run!

For the love of Lenny.

2008-09-02T06:23:00.000-07:00

I like finding old funny photos I've forgotten about
and more so funny photos that i didn't even know existed.
Note: Lenny may actually be less pastie in real life.
Note: expecting this may lead to disappointment.
Note: Tans aren't cool anyway. xo

Man, i want a pug

2008-09-02T06:15:00.000-07:00

Yeahhhhhhhhhh!
i even wrote a rap about it 0nce,
i cant remember it well,
and only one person heard it.
pug featured provided by mace's nan.

I like the unexpected sometimes.

2008-08-31T03:57:00.000-07:00

After holding a tight 2 month grip on my record
player graceland has recently been replaced.

I never find anything too exciting in the op-shop

record section amongst the abundance of Kamahl
and the Christmas compilation records, this day this little
gem just happened to be right at the front of the stack.
Could be a sign of good things to come from this location?
probably not.

Happy snappy?, not this Chappy!

2008-08-19T07:07:00.000-07:00

My new favourite thing to do...
play paparazzi when going places with quiche,
as you can see he likes to have his photo taken.

hmmm?

2008-08-12T02:44:00.001-07:00

uhhh? is this legit?

10 things you probably already know.

2008-08-10T05:56:00.000-07:00

You can now get these sweet personalized plates
for your car, thanks for the motivational slogan
on this badboy matey, it truly helps me be a better person.

Some places will give you complimentary
sharks/whales with your purchases,

if you ask nicely

Angus! you probably don't know, but his my top dog,

until i get my pug that is.

These guys are now my favs

Found at SUPA IGA Nedlands is warheads sour spray.
I decided to buy this half for the disgusting taste half for a
handy self protection mechanism, thats right its a simple
cheap and effective substitute for mace/pepper spray/
capsicum spray/whatevs spray. thnks
MNTL

If y'all don't know, don't worry ok.
thanks romster.

If your into scrubs you will know about Turks ability to bring
things back into fashion, one being pop rocks, SUPA IGA
Nedlands are now also stocking these after seeing the "my mirror image"
episode aired late late one night on channel 7.....

...i know theres only 7 things, mntl block. May have
more later who knows, "i know nothing"?

late lentil bday blog

2008-08-08T17:55:00.000-07:00

So it was lennys birthday great times were had....

Hello Roger.

2008-07-18T20:53:00.000-07:00

Farewell Bueno.

You know things are really getting bad when...

2008-07-11T05:00:00.000-07:00

...they start producing Stepsils that don't fit in
your mouth, hand or even your backpack.

Moe's first encounter with the Dr.

2008-07-07T05:58:00.000-07:00

"ah lenny, do you want the rest of my dp?,
throw it in the freezer for me cosiemoesie"

Gathered from my past fortnight.

2008-07-07T05:43:00.000-07:00

Are some people just cooler than others?
I don't know!
Some how Zac snapped his board on a blunt to rock and then broke
his independents yes thats right independents not ventures or thunders
whilst trying to finish her off on a f/s disaster.
Note: the beer caught still in mid air.
Funnels man! yeah funnels you want a funnel man? yeah lets have a funnel!
Morgan got beaty x1
Morgan got beaty x2
Morgan got beaty x3

i think this was the exact moment the man/woman gothic
appeared out of the darkness of the night
:0
This was after.....
This
Good company
Pout!

Like finding $10 in your pocket?

2008-07-07T00:14:00.000-07:00

Isn't it great when you find something you forgot about?
well i barely found it but whilst reminiscing about primary
school and childhood in general with my brother we remember
about a tv show that was always a sure fire hit for quality entertainment
the amazing soundtracks and the way this show helped me get through
many late childhood/earlyteenage issues, they covered everything.
THE WONDER YEARS? HOW COULD I FORGET!
friday afternoons year 5-6 with Mr. O watching his home taped copies of
the episodes. Well i found a bunch of the episodes on a certain website where i
can stream them for free im pretty pleased with this find....

Online Videos by Veoh.com
When am i going to find my Winnie Cooper.

H.A.F x M.M.G

2008-07-06T22:24:00.001-07:00

Have ever wondered what the crazy cat lady next
door looked like when she was a young gal?.
Take this quick link www.meetmygrandmother.blogspot.com
over to some peepeegoldenshower and you may find
some answers you were looking for? or perhaps some
you were not. Either way you might get a cheap laugh

or two so don't be afraid to give it some hits ok!

HAF Clip Vol.2

2008-07-06T22:12:00.000-07:00

i know the qualities bad, ok jerk! it's meant to be raw.

Spewin'

2008-07-05T20:18:00.000-07:00

Here you go Lentil, a picture of two guys scuba diving with no water. One of them is throwing up and the other one is having fun. Check out the bones x chunks collaboration going down around the vomit area.

Love,
mntl.

Hate it and Love it

2008-06-27T08:04:00.001-07:00

Hate - Quiche felt it was necessary to take a flick
of this mug although i would rather just not look
at it.. nearly reminds me of pumbies drinking habits...

Love - Something we stumbled across whilst flicking
through vinyl at Planet i would go as far as saying seeing
this was the highlight of my week so far.

"This did need to happen!"

2008-06-27T07:41:00.000-07:00

James turns 27 but his still a 17 year old at harte.

Sk8er Quiche

Wine and skateboarding don't mix well

Ay Ay Ay?
judging with my years of lip reading experience
i presume this is what Rob is saying.

i like this guys lots...
he handles man fives without complaints

EAAT IT!! EAAT IT!!

MANFIVE!

i liked walking in the kitchen and finding BT in his new hiding spot

i don't know who these kids were.

i had a wee..

then got on my way to the city

this guy was there to greet me with many punches to the face..
dont worry i slugged him a few times aswell..

my night ended on a low stranded in the rain
some hussy stole my beanie and i had to
witness this stud in his cow print underwear
clearly "pimpin" down the street. xo

HAF = Hijacked

2008-06-26T04:13:00.000-07:00

No Zappos.
No Coffee.
No Inspiration.
Basketball is the new black, ask Lentil.
Fixed Gear bikes are the new black as well so i'm going to get myself a bmx.
Penny Farthing's with no brakes are the new fixed gear bikes.
I know a man by the name of Quiche who has a blog that only he knows about.
I know a man by the name of Quiche is a pretty ridiculous way to start a sentence.
Listen to the mixtape about nothing.
Watch Mortal Kombat fatalities on youtube.
Eat cheese and spinach pie.
Drink Strawberry blast gatorade.
Visit trulyheinous.blogspot.com

HAFriday

2008-06-12T20:00:00.001-07:00

I match my shoes to the spot im preparing to skate that day.

Not really... but here's a fun one for y'all!

The Red

2008-06-02T20:55:00.000-07:00

Jay

Michael

Matthew

James

Sebastian

Benjamin

Jeremy

Daniel

Leigh

Robert

Jay

Garth

WhatalongHAFweekend pt:3

2008-06-02T20:04:00.000-07:00

The first range of HAF caps arrived
conveniently just before my departure.

Jay V Len handshake 15 of 27.

Dandy, Dandy, Dandy

Here he is again reppin hard.

The odd couple.

Sk8rordier.

Cigarette...

Chiparette.

Someone must have dropped
their chocolate bar whilst weeing.

Kicks circles pffft... its all about watch circles now days.

DDJ couldn't keep the HAF cap off his head.

MNTL arrived.

I greeted him with a choke slam.

I need to learn how to relax.

PB wolf played "the stroke" in his set
- Note: the song from HAF clip vol 1

This is the happiest I've ever seen Garth.

and again..

People started to get their kits off.

hmmmmm.

Chaps got happy

and again..

Some needed a nap.

Whilst Aleisha took it back to his roots.

WhatalongHAFweekend pt:2

2008-06-02T19:54:00.001-07:00

Ah Lentil i have something to show you, wait here...

look!@ FIXIE MANIAAAAA!!

I found this little piece of Japanese
beauty and bartered them down to $35!

Note: the love heart shape cut outs on bridge.

Head stock a little missing and broke.
I cant wait to get to work on her.

Making dresses? yes.

Wearing that dress? yes.

Then getting attacked by a mob of scarfs? yes.

WhatalongHAFweekend pt:1

2008-06-02T19:28:00.000-07:00

Passing time in the ville i stumbled
across some haf love. Who did this?

And again.

Ah its nice to see a familiar face.

This face? not so familiar....

Keep it in the bedroom guys.

I mean the public shouldn't have to

witness your silly myspace pose antics.

I love this guy haha

I'm Sorry friend i never caught your name.
But yes! we do look rather gnarly together.

Seeing this guys exit was the best although
he didn't say goodbye seeing him run away

was much better value.

Read it and weep.

I would like to take all credit for
this but i have to admit it was Robs idea.

Blast From The Past

2008-06-02T19:04:00.001-07:00

Mitt Romnie gives them our money....

They give us our grease balls and slushies....

...We enjoy it for the first couple of
bites then that ill feeling comes back again.

wednesday night

2008-05-25T03:03:00.001-07:00

shape

2008-05-25T02:44:00.000-07:00

bucks party

2008-05-25T02:15:00.000-07:00

wee HAFer

2008-05-10T19:51:00.000-07:00

due to not having a internet connection at my new
place i have resorted to blogging when ever possible
at my parents house, this day i stumbled accross
a nice old photo my dad took of me committing
harder than ever over manning spine when i was a tiny human.
manning skatepark year 2000ish

HAFHAFHAF

2008-05-04T19:05:00.000-07:00

New HAF bags out now, for more information
on how to get one of these HAF necessities

please see... http://www.trulyheinous.blogspot.com/

HAF Beak

2008-04-30T21:31:00.000-07:00

I wish my band had a bird as it's lead singer.

http://www.myspace.com/beak666

HAFavourites

2008-04-28T01:05:00.001-07:00

I had to post this just because it is
ZEEEeeeeee best cover i have ever seen.

Coke zero originality?

2008-04-27T22:24:00.000-07:00

So this is what you get when you turn down a offer to
design a billboard for coca cola? They just try to adopt
your style and originalityand make it their own.
Awesome! just another reason to not drink the stuff
i guess. I wonder if theres small text in the bottom corner saying -
note: image above may not be actual Evan Hecox design.

HAF Clip Vol.1

2008-04-27T19:16:00.001-07:00

Finding Quiche Blog

2008-04-22T22:31:00.001-07:00

I have been searching for Kieran's secret
blog for the past couple of months now,
he was once a member of HAF but left to
pursue a solo blog where he talks to himself
under several aliases! If anyone can help
me find this ridiculous blog please let me
know. Rewards will be given.

Thank you kindly: Lntl.

HAFest

2008-04-06T20:49:00.000-07:00

The ups and downs of "Vfest"
This day started off well walking through
the gates with a $0.00 "artist" ticket thanks
to the bassist of The Smashing Pumpkins.
Although we we're late due to guest
lists arriving late we we're just in time
to see this great man...
and the rest of modest mouse play
for a good hour or so. After one of the
highlights of my night we then had to
endure the boredom and lack of stage
presence brought to us by Queens of
the Stone Age, to give you an idea it
sounded like one mediocre song that
went for way too long. I'm pretty
psyched that i got to see Duran Duran
play what I'm sure will be their last show
in Perth but they didn't completely
fill my expectations maybe they should
have just stuck to their hits. The Smashing
Pumpkins on the other hand we're in a
class of their own i wasn't too sure what
too expect from them seeing as I'm not
a devoted fan or anything but they definitely
showed me what I've been missing out on.

Thank you Ginger.

Note: photo's are not mine due to
deciding taking photos at festivals
never works out. post: Lntl

Easter at The Dun-Bar & Grill

2008-03-24T00:25:00.000-07:00

The Flyer.

Kit 1 of 6 - the host prepared approximately 6 kits

to wear as the party went through different stages

throughout the night...

You would be more likely to capture a picture of

bigfoot, a mermaid or a unicorn than this guy.

Kit 2 of 6 note: other 4 kits seen but were sadly unable to be captured.

I cant even write a caption about how good this image is.

Good effort Mitt Romney who cancelled his presidential

campaign and Michelle who was able to smoothly convince

her mother to be here with us...

Sea Biscuit some how makes himself look like a baby...

Josh managed to crack his head open...

Sol or Ray?

Arguably the best urinator in the southern hemisphere...

Not the time or the place for sleep really...

I found this guy, he was on hold for so long he fell asleep.

The chairs copped a beating...

The chairs got their revenge.

"Dude! i cant believe it, this exact piece of paper was

in my house like over a year ago. I remember some

bitch was doing some mathmatatics shit in the living

room it was soo messed up" - Mr Thompson's reaction

after finding a lonely sheet of paper blowing through Leederville.

It looks as if ive a taken the minimalistic

living idea a little too serious.

Haf News.

2008-03-19T19:27:00.000-07:00

Good Vibrations 2008

Garth finds long lost son....

Yeah-Homies!

2008-03-18T23:24:00.001-07:00

Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
www.yeah-homies.blogspot.com

Mlbn

2008-03-18T05:34:00.000-07:00

I went, i met Tyson accidentally, we skateboarded, and someone made a clip of us not landing our lines....

Random HAF skateboarding part1

2008-01-21T21:16:00.000-08:00

Dandy skates fast and likes back blunts.
quiche looks nice in this i only put this photo of me up because you can see my facial hair. dandy once again commiting. lipslide

more will be posted in time....

Hudson at work

2008-01-18T16:07:00.000-08:00

Not happy

Jim stole the camera off me and took a photo of me getting my hands dirrrrtttttyyy.

Mystical jim.......watch out ladies. www.myspace.com/xjimxaustraliax ADD him ladies.

Clivezilla was not impressed with jims touching though this photo made it to his facebook.

Lovelife

2007-12-06T04:08:00.000-08:00

Part2.

Overpass, South Perth. photo:Lntl

Jetty, South Perth photo:Lntl

Jetty 2, South Perth. photo:Lntl

Post: Lntl.

HAFRIDAYS 30/11/07

2007-12-01T00:11:00.000-08:00

Lenny bs wallie before getting kicked by..... photo:Quiche

"you guys are the ones putting those cracks in the wall" photo:Quiche

Apparently he has 'issues' with our whole age group.
But in the heat of the moment Leesh can still strike a pose
photo:Quiche.

Lenny messed his ass bone falling off the wagon,
but he's back on the program with nose grindage
at HAF's now regular haunt two weeks running .
sequence:Leesh.

RUBY NIGHT OWL

2007-11-26T03:53:00.000-08:00

Bits & Pieces.

Fremantle Port. photo:Quiche.

Satins Mansion. photo:Quiche.

Perth CBD. photo:Quiche.

Post: Lntl

HAFRIDAYS 23/11/07

2007-11-26T03:31:00.001-08:00

Stanleesh disaster on the extension. photo: Quiche.

Aliesha backside flip, i never knew your feet were

so small Leesh? photo: Quiche.

Stanley fs tailslides for days!. sequence: Quiche.

I have been absent on these skates lately,

but hafridays should be back at full force in no time.

Post:Lntl.

NIGHTLYF

2007-11-24T23:55:00.000-08:00

Pumba's Eighteenth.

The birthday boy at Brass Monkey.

Morgan and I could not stop snapping,

my end of night total was 134 photos!.

Probably the best walking shot ive ever taken.

"One more Lemsip then il sing, Ok?"

Seizan! Seizan! Seizan!

Annie hates me! haha.

Lets pull nice faces?

Mace and Annie, primary school buddies.

Im not really sure what is happening here or how it happened.

Beibel (Pidge) doesnt seem too down with pumbas new dance moves here.

And to top the night off Mntl arrives late but in fine form as usual.

Post:Lntl.

LOVE LIFE

2007-11-22T00:23:00.001-08:00

Part 1.

Some of the nice flowers in my yard. photo: Lntl.

I just like the colours. photo: Lntl.

The results of bombing a sketchy footpath. photo: Lntl.

Post: Lntl.

LEMME SEE

2007-11-11T02:07:00.000-08:00

Barleesh....

Chilling on a 37 degree day...
only some can pull these sorts of kits off!
photo: Lntl

Pos:t Lntl

RUBY NIGHT OWL

2007-11-06T02:44:00.000-08:00

Nightroaming.

Perth C.B.D. photo: Quiche

London Court. photo: Quiche

Warehouse. photo: Quiche

London Court. photo: Quiche

Post: Quiche

LOVE LIFE

2007-11-06T02:32:00.000-08:00

Diana Arrives!

and love life begins.

Post: Lntl

RUBY NIGHT OWL

2007-11-06T02:10:00.000-08:00

Nightlapse.

Mitchell Fwy. photo: Quiche

Mounts Bay Rd. photo: Quiche

Post: Quiche

HAFRIDAYS 2/11/07

2007-11-06T01:44:00.001-08:00

Fake smile. I was actually scared in the back seat. photo: Quiche

We were expecting an amazing kit from trees as we listened
to his song from his Folklore part and were not disappointed
upon arrival. photo: Lntl

He also did some back blunts with some unfeasibly high
pop outs to fakie. sequence: Lntl.

Leesh touring south of the river. photo: Lntl

I missed too many of these but i got my act together for his
last back 5 revert. sequence: Lntl

Quiche sliding way to far on backtail to fakie. sequence: Lntl

I like Quiche's backtails so much i decided to put two angles in. sequence: Lntl

Post: Lntl

RUBY NIGHT OWL

2007-11-05T04:40:00.000-08:00

Nightscapes.

Perth C.B.D. photo: Quiche

Swan River boat house. photo: Quiche

Perth C.B.D. photo: Quiche

Post: Quiche.

HAFRIDAYS 19/10/07

2007-11-05T03:46:00.000-08:00

I like to do nollie biggies sometimes. sequence: Quiche

Aliesha's 5.0 nosegrab with some well
planned bgp's. photo: Quiche

Lunch time means beers for Leesh and
burgers for Lenny. photo: Quiche

Shaun Barlow gap to tail just before getting harassed by
some stubborn police officers. sequence: Quiche

A move on notice from police means a nice little session
at the bowls one of many lay back 5.o's that went down.
by Ben Barrett. sequence: Quiche

he fell over a bit too. photo: Quiche

and a b/s disaster to end the day. sequence: Quiche

Post: Lntl